I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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