maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
