You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
someone threw a dead crab at me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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