Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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