Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I've blown a few things in my day
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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