The brown eye won't let me do that either.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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