found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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