Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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