Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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