It's Friday. Sex?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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