butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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