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say what?
wanna hang out?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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