No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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