Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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