apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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