...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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