i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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