How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So. Much. Porn.
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