Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
