i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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