all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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