I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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