I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Randomize
