CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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