why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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