Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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