i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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