Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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