Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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