u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
soo... how was my night?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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