i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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