It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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