yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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