its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
