Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Be still, my beating vagina.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize