You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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