i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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