I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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