About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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