I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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