She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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