addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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