Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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