fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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