I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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