Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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