Christians are straight up FREAKS
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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