Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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