If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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