I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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