Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
