My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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