people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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