I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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