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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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