yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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